A conservative Christian KKK member and an avid Joe Rogan's and the Zionist Sam Harris's podcasts listener gas guzzling SUV owner was marching with his Klan while screaming "All trans-women are men! All trans-men are women!"

At this moment, a brave, compassionate woman, tolerant of minorities who've checked all of her privileges and understood the necessity to stay in her own lane and fully supported the Palestinian cause stood in front of him and asked:

"Would you have a date with me?"

The arrogant man smirked quite chauvinistically and smugly replied "Yes, you are a sexy young female, you NPC libtard"

"Wrong. I am not a female as I was born a male, but I am a woman and you are clearly attracted to me."

The racist homophobe was visibly shaken, and dropped on his knees, shouting for forgiveness and for her phone number as he was crying those conservative crocodile tears.

The KKK members all took off their cloaks and applauded the brave woman and shunned their evil ways. They had joined an inner city volunteer center. A white dove named "Equity" flew and perched atop a rainbow flag and atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration went down to pre-Industrial levels.

The KKK member quit the Klan and had a sex change operation the following year. She now works pro bono as a social worker for disadvantaged minorities of undocumented migrants.

And that woman? She was Greta Thunberg.

#FreePalestine