Kaka Farm!

You know what I hate? American Puritanism. I hate it.

You know what I hate? American Puritanism. I hate it! (with apologies to Limmy)

I hate Murikan Puritans. Everywhere I go online, words like "fuck" and "retard" and "kill" are censored. "Unalive" they say now on those corpo social media sites. "Gosh", they self-censor. It's like fingernails on a blackboard. It's like stabbing my ears with stilettos.

Youtube replaces these words with "[__]" in the automatically generated transcripts, which fucks with the deaf, or just people who do not want to have videos play with audio on for many reasons, or they're now in a very noisy environment, or... you know what? Fuck you! I don't need to give any reason why one would want a complete transcript, one that was not capriciously censored. You wanks.

Those puricunts also demonetise willy-nilly for all of the above, so now everyone sound like the religious zealot asshole neighbour from that 1980-1990s cartoon called The Simpsons. Bunch of okily-dokily motherfuckers trying to avoid demonetisation.

Fuck you.

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